Shipping policy

Free Shipping: Because You've Earned It
Spend over $75.00 and shipping is on us. You've already paid enough in life. This one's free.

Order Processing
We get to work on your order within 2-5 business days. During peak periods it may take a little longer — good things are worth waiting for, and at our age we've made peace with that.

Shipping & Delivery
Once your order ships, expect it to arrive within 4-8 business days depending on where you are and which shipping option you chose at checkout. Not overnight, but faster than the decade that just passed.

Tracking Your Order
The moment your order leaves our hands, you'll get a tracking number so you can watch that little dot move across the map. We know you'll refresh it. We would too.

Secure Checkout
Your payment information is fully encrypted and processed through a secure checkout. We've been around long enough to know trust is earned — and we don't take it lightly.

One More Thing
Delivery estimates are exactly that — estimates. Carriers, weather, and the general chaos of the universe can occasionally have other ideas. We appreciate your patience, and we promise the shirt is worth it.